Everyone here at the office of facelift specialist Dr. Konstantin Vasyukevich would like to extend their warmest and happiest holiday greetings to all of our patients here in NYC and abroad. Whether you’re celebrating Hannukah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, or just the fact that you don’t have to return to work until 2020, there’s one thing we can all agree on: Santa Claus is real—and he’s had plastic surgery.

Yes, you read that correctly, we’re not talking about Tim Allen, we mean the real Santa Claus. Whether you currently believe in either is not important, because we can prove it. But before we elaborate, we’d like to give a fair warning to anyone with children in the vicinity who might be affected by this information. Please, don’t let us be the ones to break it to them, because we’re not in the business of “outing” anyone, especially not our dear friend, St. Nick. This was simply a revelation that was too good not to share.

Naturally, we’re expecting some skepticism from the public, especially among non-believers, but we have evidence that unequivocally and undeniably proves both the existence and facial rejuvenation of Santa Claus. Why then, you might ask, is it necessary for us to reveal this truth? Well, it’s because we want to show the world that even the most powerful man on the planet can succumb to the effects of aging. And what do you get the person who already has everything in their sleigh? A facelift of course…and maybe some BOTOX or fillers for their stocking. 

If your brow is still furrowed in disbelief, firstly, you should stop that or you’ll end up with glabellar lines larger than Santa’s, but more importantly you can quit taking our word for it and behold, Exhibit A:

Not only does this photograph show that Santa Claus is indeed real and living (in Queens when he’s not at the North Pole), but notice his prominent wrinkles and frown lines, and the droopiness of his eyelids. This picture was taken 50 years ago, and even without the technology of the latest smartphone, you can see as plain as day that age has definitely taken its toll on Santa. 

Now let’s look at this movie poster from the 2018 straight-to-Netflix holiday classic, The Christmas Chronicles, aka, Exhibit B:

The Santa Claus we see here is 50 years older than in the previous image; somehow his features are perfectly smooth and his whole face is rejuvenated.  How is this possible? The secret isn’t in the spiked eggnog, it’s in the surgery. In this case, it’s nonsurgical but still clear that Santa went to a certified facial rejuvenation specialist, because his BOTOX Cosmetic is applied impeccably. 

Well, there you have it. Santa is alive and well and looking better than ever, thanks to the marvels of modern medicine, and the expertise of a facial plastic surgery specialist like Dr. Konstantin Vasyukevich. If you or someone you know is seeking facial rejuvenation or facial plastic surgery this holiday season, don’t hesitate to visit our office, contact us online, or give us a call today at (212) 380-3634 to schedule a consultation. After all, there’s no gift like the gift of rejuvenation. So be your own Santa this year or be like Santa, and get results that will make anyone say, “Ho, ho, how did you get so beautiful?” It’ll be our little secret.

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